A finnish girl and a french guy in Finland. The girl is notoriously bad at cooking but likes to eat. The guy has no other solution but to cook to keep the girl happy. And she likes to drink too. Oh dear...
We french, have a saying: "avoir la tête dans le cul" which roughly
translate as "to have one's head in one's arse". It means being really tired.
And then sometimes, it happens... literally!
Those among you kind enough to waste a bit of your time on this remote blog, know by now my love and - dare i say - devotion for irish tv serie "Father Ted", probably the funniest and wackiest thing ever.
Speaking of wacky, i really have a soft spot for "Little Britain". Its absolute lack of taste and sheer madness makes it sometimes embarassing to watch, but ultimately the loud bursts of laughter top the embarassment. To illustrate this, here is a short scenes that are the embodiment of what LB truly is.
Now watch out, Jason is banging the gran!
Saila is off to nice, clean and slightly boring Switzerland til sunday for
some obscure international meeting.
as for me, frozen pizzas and internet porn are about to become my
best friends for the next few days...
i've read somewhere that the cia folks at Guantanamo used loud heavy metal music as a mean of torture to extract intelligence from the bearded dudes.
if by any weird chance the american president read this blog, my advice would be: dear Barak, equip 100 choppers with powerful speakers and fly all over Afghanistan while playing this sh*t.
talibans will ask for mercy and surrender within a week.
we knew they're not specially bright, now we know they don't have legs either.
yep, it's the (super) model, otherwise known as the Dolce Gabbana turkey.
... poor things!
PS
to be fair, some may have a brain and use it, but they're yet to be identified.
I heard yesterday evening on Sky News, that the queen have met the parents of the bride for the very 1st time that day. Sounds weird since the kids have been together for something like 9 years.
Must be politness the Windsor way to meet the family just 1 week before the wedding.
I wonder if the protocol people have asked the Middletons to clean their hands with anti-bacterian gel before to meet the queen?
... Just a bunch of useless degenerated aristocrats if you ask me. Vive la République nom de Dieu!
Donnerwetter und Teufel!
psycho boy wanna play games online, but things don't go according to plan...
show me your friends list kiddo!
after this great game session, psycho boy decides to check his mails from his online girlfriend.
me think that his next date's gonna be his right hand.
scheiß...