Ted, you big bollocks!

hmm hmm... *cough cough*... ahem... riiight *taking a deep breath*
"FatherTedisthebesteverfunniestcomedyshowonearth... ever"
ahem... la la la... sorry? no, i didn't say a thing!

anyway...
Now, for those of you unaware of the wonderfully insane world of the irish catholic clergy, here's a short summary:
3 irish catholic priests have been exiled for various misdeeds on a small remote island - Craggy Island.
- the eponymous father Ted Crilly, a crook
- father Dougal McGuire, an idiot
- father Jack Hackett, a perv and a drunkard with a 4 words vocabulary:
drink, feck, arse, girls
... and mrs Doyle, their demented housekeeper with an obsession for tea and sandwiches.

In this episode "Hell", Ted and Dougal have a problem: it's July 19th, and both can't remember why this day is so important. Would that be the day
the ice age ended? Or Galway liberated from indians?
 Nope. It's nightmare - sorry, holiday time.