"feckin' greeks, they invented gayness!"

by now, those of you kind enough to waste some time on this blog, know

my total addiction and devotion to "Father Ted", the greatest & best ever 

tv comedy serie on the face of God's earth.

but for those among you unaware of the wonderfully insane world of the irish catholic clergy, here's a short summary:

3 irish catholic priests have been exiled for various misdeeds on a small remote island - Craggy Island.
- the eponymous father Ted Crilly, a crook
- father Dougal McGuire, an idiot
- father Jack Hackett, a perv and a drunkard with a 4 words vocabulary: drink, feck, arse, girls
... and mrs Doyle, their demented housekeeper with an obsession for tea and sandwiches.
in this episode "are you right there Father Ted?", following an unfortunate combination of circumstances, Ted is regarded by the chinese community as a racist and a fascist.
but as Ted says himself: "fascists dress in black and go around tell people what to do, whereas priests... uh... more drinks?"